HERE WE SEE THE NASTY VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYINGLY NATURAL HABITAT
(Source: animalsthatdopeoplethings, via suburbanstresszits)
when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
works for me
(via bro-shit-happens)
Tim, I regret to inform you that the first toy gun you show off in this video? It’s not a toy for children. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.
oh my
goodness me
oHH MY GOD
Oh that is too precious…
You poor naive soul
Oh you poor dear
meenahshotpinkclamshapedpurse:
Superhero/Supervillain name generator! Reblog with yours!
Terrifying Flaming Bear!!
Amazing Flaming Goat!!!
I can work with this!!!Monstrous Crouching Hand?
Awesome Diamond Machine
I AM…The Evil Giant Foot
I sound more like a villain… Dastardly Slimy Foot…
UNCANNY SHRINKING HAND COMING TO SAVE THE DAY
uncanny shrinking cat
surprisingly silent bear…….
judging you from afar silently.Uncanny Flaming Hand
sweet
Improbable Flaming Balloon.
…huh.
Absurd Giant Lion
PREPOSTEROUS FLAMING BEAR HERE TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP
Monstrous Sticky Moth?!?!?
I AM THE EVIL GIANT BALLOON! YOU SHALL ALL FEAR ME AND BOW! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Amazing Diamond Ball.
Wut.
Dastardly Moth!
I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.
(via afirethatwillneverburn)
Joe likes to read. And to eat jellybeans with ham in sandwiches.
The more you know
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left his tumblr with his woman.
SO HELLO I AM AMIE NICE TO MEET YOU.
I just have to share because this is the coolest of all the websites. You type in a book that you liked and it brings up a list of at least 10 books that you would probably enjoy as well.
So if you’re looking for a good read, check it out.
www.whatshouldireadnext.comNow you can’t use the excuse that there is nothing good to read. Go get a book!
this is the opposite of my problem, but a neat idea so I’ll share!
(via nudityandnerdery)
